Eww I have a blog now.

I've sunk as low as they go. No offense if you blog but if you blog then I am offended.

Now I'm gonna play with my options here. HTML is so fun and newfangled every time I sea see it.

Okay the only reason this exists is so I can ramble for ages and then send it to like 6 people I give a damn about. You know who you are. Joe, Tina, Archibald. Well. Suppose I'll get to those ramblings then.

It's worth mentioning that intelligence is feigned and accuracy is limited at best. WEEEEEEEEEE